Valentines Day isnt a real holiday. Youre sick and tired of listening to annoying lovey-dovey couples and theres an app for that. Every year people are told they should feel bad because they dont have a date, but Id rather keep my money, keep my body free of diseases and spend that evening doing what those poor, whipped losers would rather be doing.
With over 42 pieces of audio animosity for Valentines Day your friends will want to trade their dates for your app!